Boys take some ammo...

 

 

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

 

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

 

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

 

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.

 

Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

 

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

 

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

 

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

 

I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?

 

Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.

 

 

(confesso que aquela da diarreia deixar-me-ia de 4 pela certa...)