Ainda não descobri se isto é mesmo verdade ou se é uma partida pernambucana, temo a desilusão da realidade... Nada contra a homosexualidade (a não ser o facto de diminuir consideravelmente o meu leque de escolhas) mas, descobrir que o Chuck Norris é gay já é um bocadinho de mais. Na dúvida, prefiro continuar a acreditar nos factos sobre o grande Chuck:
* Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
* The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
* Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
* Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
* Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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